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Holiday Gift Ideas From Techno Claus

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Holiday Gift Ideas From Techno Claus

Techno Klaus (who looks suspiciously like Sunday Morning correspondent David Pogue) offers gift ideas for those who like gadgets on their leisure and work lists:


Good morning dear ones, let's all rest
And look forward to my visit, Techno Klaus!
I'm here to give you high-tech gift ideas,
I've been doing it for 14 years continuously.
I am happy to stay here in your comfortable room
Inexpensive dresses, unique accents, and so on.

Mute key. CBS News

Mutami Button ($40)

The stupid epidemic has produced such results
When people on Zoom yell "Idiot!"
I'll be ok! Because look what I have:
If it's green, they can hear you; If it's red, they can't.
You don't have to fiddle with symbols for this fun fairy;
I will never make fun of _______ again.

Hotdot rechargeable hand warmer. CBS News

Hotdot Reusable Hand Warmers ($30)

I don't like this chemical hand warmer
You use them once and they are just a waste of time.
But it's electric! Reload, see?
Both sides welcome the choice of title.
Winter no longer means creepy.
And hey, you can charge your phone in a pinch!

Cordless skipping rope from Renfo. CBS News

Renfo Cordless Jump Rope ($26)

I guess what in training? No!
It's like a jump rope without a rope!
Low ceilings? No problem! Narrow room? Long hair?
You can still work while stuck in your chair!
Count your jumps on the phone or here,
And if you prefer the original thong, don't worry!

JBL Clip 4 Bluetooth Speaker. CBS News

JBL Clip 4 Bluetooth Speaker ($45)

You know who loves music while working? My fairy!
But ordinary speakers remain on the shelf.
But it is portable and made with a clip
For your car, your table or even your hips.
Excellent for bass sound and dimension
And it's waterproof too - that was a pleasant surprise!

hidebox. CBS News

CovoBox ($57 and up)

Before: Cables and devices debacle.
And after that: I put away all those crap things!
Right! Don't let its elegant appearance fool you:
It is temporary storage for several books.
Books were kept if that wasn't enough
As TPA should be, you can now hide your stuff!

KJOY Car LED Sign. CBS News

KJOY LED Car Sign ($60)

How many times when you go somewhere,
Have an idea you want to convey to the driver?
Don't be silent! Enter this bluetooth index,
Select a message here and then send it!
attention, thank you, how are you,
Or animate - the choice is yours!

Therabody smart glasses. CBS News

Therabody Smart Glasses ($200)

For example, the world stresses us out
We have more headaches and less sleep.
But these things massage you in these places
And there is heat; You can make it as hot as you like.
This app provides guidance to find your peace
And the monitor measures the decrease in heart rate.
200 rounds, I know it's not cheap
But who determines the price of freshness and sleep? 


It worked, gentlemen: have fun.
I wish you liked them; Now I have to run!
I still use Deer to start
Because no one runs with the sled!

The story was created by David Rothman. Publisher: Mike Levin.

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